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woah shit

people following me now

thanks

submit a game if you’d like

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ok so i forgot the title and thought it was “trouble in the windy city” and thought you were trying to be cute by adding in your last name. never mind.
Let me say this about MJ:CitWC. 
next to Shaq Fu, best off-shoot non basketball style game starring a basketball star.
lets go for it.

before the skeksis took over the company

it opens with a comic as it’s plot intro, which is interesting. 
but, you know, shows that they have about 4 bucks for funding this game.

this is exactly what Chicago looks like, no joke.

giant metal spiders. in Chicago.

they just HAD to remind us that he played baseball.

kill basketball zombies, receive Mountain Dew!

all in all, this game is…. actually fun. fucking ridiculous, but fun. insanely simple controls, although the fucking A button does jack shit. easy enemies, you just use one of your fucking unlimited basketballs and wail on them. and product plugs for Mountain Dew and Wheaties? please. best advertising ever.
Basketball. Baseball? Super Nintendo.
thanks for reading.
and in slightly related news, i’ve found my new icon.

ok so i forgot the title and thought it was “trouble in the windy city” and thought you were trying to be cute by adding in your last name. never mind.

Let me say this about MJ:CitWC. 

next to Shaq Fu, best off-shoot non basketball style game starring a basketball star.

lets go for it.

before the skeksis took over the company

it opens with a comic as it’s plot intro, which is interesting. 

but, you know, shows that they have about 4 bucks for funding this game.

this is exactly what Chicago looks like, no joke.

giant metal spiders. in Chicago.

they just HAD to remind us that he played baseball.

kill basketball zombies, receive Mountain Dew!

all in all, this game is…. actually fun. fucking ridiculous, but fun. insanely simple controls, although the fucking A button does jack shit. easy enemies, you just use one of your fucking unlimited basketballs and wail on them. and product plugs for Mountain Dew and Wheaties? please. best advertising ever.

Basketball. Baseball? Super Nintendo.

thanks for reading.

and in slightly related news, i’ve found my new icon.

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just because i love you guys (also from 5 followers now, thank you)

another review before bed 

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Bubsy 3D. Bubsy. 3. D.
fuck.
let’s see.

oh my god.
ok i’m warning you now. if you don’t like puns, this game will kill you with them. also if you are a fan of stunning graphics with thousands of colors, look no further. GET IT? FUR-THER? this is what the game is.

in this game, Bubsy is to Atoms as Mario is to Coins. if Mario could launch coins at enemies, that is. you hold down the square button to grab an atom and release it to chuck it at unsuspecting rabbits. but if you hold it down too long, you literally die.

i lasted about 20 minutes before i almost had a neon-light-induced seizure. 
but a good game to start my new tumblr on.
as for Battletoads…
HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE THIS GAME


i just threw that fucker

i mean seriously what the fuck is that thing

WHO CARES LETS KILL IT

AND USE ITS LEG AS A FUCKING ASS KICKING STICK
i mean really. Battletoads is like America: The Game.
Freedom. Bubsy 3D. Battletoads.
that’s it for today’s review.
thanks for reading.

Bubsy 3D. Bubsy. 3. D.

fuck.

let’s see.

oh my god.

ok i’m warning you now. if you don’t like puns, this game will kill you with them. also if you are a fan of stunning graphics with thousands of colors, look no further. GET IT? FUR-THER? this is what the game is.

in this game, Bubsy is to Atoms as Mario is to Coins. if Mario could launch coins at enemies, that is. you hold down the square button to grab an atom and release it to chuck it at unsuspecting rabbits. but if you hold it down too long, you literally die.

i lasted about 20 minutes before i almost had a neon-light-induced seizure. 

but a good game to start my new tumblr on.

as for Battletoads…

HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE THIS GAME

i just threw that fucker

i mean seriously what the fuck is that thing

WHO CARES LETS KILL IT

AND USE ITS LEG AS A FUCKING ASS KICKING STICK

i mean really. Battletoads is like America: The Game.

Freedom. Bubsy 3D. Battletoads.

that’s it for today’s review.

thanks for reading.

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what’s up

this is Jarrett, aka straightupawesome

this is the my tumblr where you give me games to play. then i review them.

here’s how it works.

you’re gonna think of the worst game you’ve ever played. it may be just so ridiculous that you hate it, the controls are insane, the difficulty curve is way out of wack, whatever.

i want to play them. 

but here’s the catch. 

all of these games will be played on my computer, for reasons of ease and quality of screenshots i will be taking.

so here are the systems you can submit:

NES, SNES, GBA, N64, PS1, TurboGRAFX 16, and DOS games.

so bring it on. and…. happy gaming, i guess?

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